My lovely petaliciousnesses,

Once again, we see a lot of sexual stupidity in the news today. Monsieur Strauss-Khan, the famous poet of love, today announced to the world that one cannot tell what a lady’s status in life is if she is naked. Well, he has a point, or has he? Indeed, naked she could be a nun, a footballer or a newsreader. And may be some of his numerous amorous encounters may well have been with such ladies. How can the poor man be to blame? They were naked!

What does this tell us? Well, one should never partake in naked encounters, always making sure that some attire of some sort is worn by the other party, this in order to stop the undesirable speculation that poor Monsieur Strauss-Khan is now facing.

I cannot wait for your thoughts on the matter my little cabbages

Write to me and this week the best letter will win an afternoon in my atelier to help me with my experiments.

Yours truthfully,

Dr George-Michel Cobalt

DSK trying to convince his butler not to let anyone in without clothes